A Tumble of Dorks

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

For that matter, don’t interrupt my babbling! I’m talking here, it’s probably super important!

bennyslegs:

"i’m going to bed now, night!" 

*turns off laptop, reads a 100k fanfic, knits myself a new jumper, watches every single harry potter film, learns a new language, travels to china before actually going to sleep*

crispystar:

Imagine dipper going up to wendy and saying “talk dirty to me” and then playin it on his tuba - imaginegravityfalls

I literally stopped everything I was doing at the moment to make this.

Nice try, Dipper, nice try.

Pfft, Sleep is lame anyway.
(I have no clue what Chica’s arms look like)

Pfft, Sleep is lame anyway.

(I have no clue what Chica’s arms look like)

This is what I do when I should be trying to sleep. 

This is what I do when I should be trying to sleep. 

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

elvishness:

hades and persephone at the beach uwu

elvishness:

hades and persephone at the beach uwu

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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