A Tumble of Dorks

"I’m so tired of being good."

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990) (x)

Sweet Poffin - Hellfire
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#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

I did a thing

I want to live somewhere that’s cold so I can wear nothing but giant baggy sweaters for the rest of my life.

Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation